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When you meet the right person you know it, You can't stop thinking about them,
They're your best friend, And your soulmate, You can't wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.
When you meet the right person you know it, You can't stop thinking about them, They're your best friend, And your soulmate, You can't wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
AriesL AriesL
7 may
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
aintThe1 aintThe1
12 mar
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE WITH HER
(F YOU HAO TO GIVE UP FACEBGOK FOR A YEAR?
makeameme org
Meme_Goat Meme_Goat
18 mar
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE WITH HER (F YOU HAO TO GIVE UP FACEBGOK FOR A YEAR? makeameme org
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to
Target. The female to male ratio is like
10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is like 10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids
Were dead.
BOOM
CHILDHOOD RUINED
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids Were dead. BOOM CHILDHOOD RUINED
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
JUST BE YOU, AND IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT,
, WELL, FUCK THEM.
ClayClark
11 mar
JUST BE YOU, AND IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT, , WELL, FUCK THEM.
I thought this b*tch caught me stealing
TeeRob TeeRob
5 mar
I thought this b*tch caught me stealing
don't always say
"thats what she said"
But when I do, she did.
don't always say "thats what she said" But when I do, she did.
In the movie Full Metal Jacket, the actor that played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
(R. Lee Ermey) came up with 150 pages of insults on his own. Also, the actor that initially was playing the role couldn't yell more than
30 minutes, but when Ermey stepped in and took over, his energy never let up.
In the movie Full Metal Jacket, the actor that played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) came up with 150 pages of insults on his own. Also, the actor that initially was playing the role couldn't yell more than 30 minutes, but when Ermey stepped in and took over, his energy never let up.
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with
them, then you're
an
Ceoroe Carlin
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an Ceoroe Carlin
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business.
Mindful Soul
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business. Mindful Soul
LIFE WITHOUT WIDEO GAMES AND CELL PHONES
AA
THESE WERE THE GOOD OLD navel
LIFE WITHOUT WIDEO GAMES AND CELL PHONES AA THESE WERE THE GOOD OLD navel
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We sent out checks to all the ugly people first, so if you have not recieved yours yet...
Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
URS Payment Status We sent out checks to all the ugly people first, so if you have not recieved yours yet... Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
I Saw this wrong
22toomany 22toomany
12 may
I Saw this wrong
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Getting older really sneaks up on you.
My grandson asked me why I had such small
Tupperware containers.
Getting older really sneaks up on you. My grandson asked me why I had such small Tupperware containers.
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
at your fe
Up at you
OR
at your fe Up at you OR