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When you misjudged how potent that brownie was
id
be
ats
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was id be ats
LIFE GAVE ME ONIONS
CNIONADE SUCKS
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
LIFE GAVE ME ONIONS CNIONADE SUCKS
Jesus is not an option in my life.
He is a daily necessity.
We Believe In God
Jesus is not an option in my life. He is a daily necessity. We Believe In God
"Runneth up bitch"
want theen hende:
"Runneth up bitch" want theen hende:
My kids would still ask me
what's for dinner.
My kids would still ask me what's for dinner.
Harry, I'm dead.
Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
Harry, I'm dead. Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant
ah
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant ah
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive?
OK
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive? OK
Thank a
Trucker today!
WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD BE...
HUNGRY,
HOMELESS,
& NAKED
cursedTruckers cursedTruckers
18 mar
Thank a Trucker today! WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD BE... HUNGRY, HOMELESS, & NAKED
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
9 mar
Jeremiah, I have a question TikTok How can God be 3, yet 1?
me : come over. grandma : can't, I'm old and tired. me: I'm hungry. grandma : with
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
* I grab my keys *
My
Where we going bruh
bobbyreuben bobbyreuben
18 mar
* I grab my keys * My Where we going bruh
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
deafMydogsplanet deafMydogsplanet
15 mar
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
These planes combined to make a heart shape in the sky
never understood wedding gifts.
Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
never understood wedding gifts. Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
"Hey man, you free this weekend?"
*wipes single tear*
"I'm free every weekend."
"Hey man, you free this weekend?" *wipes single tear* "I'm free every weekend."
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
Never use guy to forget another.
Use two or three.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Never use guy to forget another. Use two or three.