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When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free
da
Just like that?
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free da Just like that?
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC
BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
Never love anybody who..
treats you like you're ordinary:
- Oscar Wilde
@thinkingmindspage
Never love anybody who.. treats you like you're ordinary: - Oscar Wilde @thinkingmindspage
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth?
Minding your own damn business!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business!
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of
'89, relinquished command of USAG Fort
Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a
US, Army installation.
#throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of '89, relinquished command of USAG Fort Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a US, Army installation. #throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
NOTICE +
\F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO
NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs
FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED
(LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW.
You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC,
\eNock.
ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
NOTICE + \F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED (LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW. You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC, \eNock. ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
Some women can't cook, but can
start an argument from scratch.
Some women can't cook, but can start an argument from scratch.
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready
to voniit...
NOTHING makes you jump out of hed faster!
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to voniit... NOTHING makes you jump out of hed faster!
6 Time Felon Killed In Shootout By 13 Year
Old During Home Invasion
on
brave 13-year-old Ladson boy fended off two hardened flons who were attempting to break inte his house by using his mothers gun to protect himself wile home alone,
pucknut9 pucknut9
7 mar
6 Time Felon Killed In Shootout By 13 Year Old During Home Invasion on brave 13-year-old Ladson boy fended off two hardened flons who were attempting to break inte his house by using his mothers gun to protect himself wile home alone,
7 year old me waiting for my mom to choose my outfit after taking a shower
7 year old me waiting for my mom to choose my outfit after taking a shower
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
Dad sleeps downstairs on the sofa bed with elderly dog to keep him company since dog can't get up the stairs anymore.
shiny_corner shiny_corner
6 apr
Dad sleeps downstairs on the sofa bed with elderly dog to keep him company since dog can't get up the stairs anymore.
SOHERE'S A FUCKING. =
"DONKEY IN A'BOAT.
DamienThorn DamienThorn
22 mar
SOHERE'S A FUCKING. = "DONKEY IN A'BOAT.
BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-waa-waaa.
This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting
LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.
If you like this, repost it.
If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
noonfunny1978 noonfunny1978
20 mar
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP...
NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP... NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
About 2% of the population are considered
"sleepless elite" which means they are night owls and early birds simultaneously.
About 2% of the population are considered "sleepless elite" which means they are night owls and early birds simultaneously.
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
Southern Slang
You good = Are you ok?
You good = You are ok.
You good = How have you been
You good = Did you get enough
You good = You're welcome
You good = Stop talking to me
You good = No need to say sorry
You good = You need some money?
ieces of Soul
Southern Slang You good = Are you ok? You good = You are ok. You good = How have you been You good = Did you get enough You good = You're welcome You good = Stop talking to me You good = No need to say sorry You good = You need some money? ieces of Soul