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when you're stuck in traffic praying to the lord to give your honey hole the strength to hold back the mud missile that's kissing your underwear
when you're stuck in traffic praying to the lord to give your honey hole the strength to hold back the mud missile that's kissing your underwear
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE
Wee
BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
24 mar
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE Wee BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on.
Brazer's I iF
deeteemena deeteemena
10 feb
There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on. Brazer's I iF
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some
Aflac
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some Aflac
There's Fire in Her
If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home
If abused, She will burn it down
AmandaMusick AmandaMusick
26 oct 2020
There's Fire in Her If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home If abused, She will burn it down
AMERICA, Love her or leave her!
GeorgeTGlenn GeorgeTGlenn
8 jun
AMERICA, Love her or leave her!
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Look at this big guy
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
Okay. need you to stop.
DEAR ALGEBRA,
PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.
DEAR ALGEBRA, PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
SHOULD PROBABLY
BE IN JAIL
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN JAIL
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
The look I get when
Facebook says I violated their community standards
again do it again
Jdub72 Jdub72
21 mar
The look I get when Facebook says I violated their community standards again do it again
ESINO} TO WIN...
START PLAYING WITH YOUR BOOBS.
Gals if youre in an arguement with a au
worldwideChic worldwideChic
20 mar
ESINO} TO WIN... START PLAYING WITH YOUR BOOBS. Gals if youre in an arguement with a au
Guys put in their dating profiles that they want a "partner in crime" but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm
"unstable" and "a danger to society'
Smh what a double standard
Guys put in their dating profiles that they want a "partner in crime" but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm "unstable" and "a danger to society' Smh what a double standard
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
noonaryDaily noonaryDaily
20 mar
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
there's a wandering outside my house
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
13 mar
there's a wandering outside my house
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific
Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
taniaye taniaye
16 mar
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.