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When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the
Amber Alert:
diablo1 diablo1
16 apr
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the Amber Alert:
ACCERT WHAT IS LET GO OF WHAT WAS AND HAVE FAITH
Crust Canepa Photography
ACCERT WHAT IS LET GO OF WHAT WAS AND HAVE FAITH Crust Canepa Photography
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
77
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. 77
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES...
REMEMBER.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES... REMEMBER.
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE,
IT UNMASKS THEM.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
11 nov 2020
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE, IT UNMASKS THEM.
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher
WHEN WAS AKID ITHOUGHT THIS WAS THE EPITOME GF
Leer AAMATINaTANnG
WHEN WAS AKID ITHOUGHT THIS WAS THE EPITOME GF Leer AAMATINaTANnG
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
In 1905, 11-year-old Frank Epperson accidentally left a wooden stirrer in a glass of soda powder and water on his porch overnight. It was a cold night, and when Frank went outside the next morning, he found his drink frozen like an icicle. He liked it and started selling the treat around his neighborhood. After
20 years of making the frozen treat, he finally patented his "Pop's sicles."
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In 1905, 11-year-old Frank Epperson accidentally left a wooden stirrer in a glass of soda powder and water on his porch overnight. It was a cold night, and when Frank went outside the next morning, he found his drink frozen like an icicle. He liked it and started selling the treat around his neighborhood. After 20 years of making the frozen treat, he finally patented his "Pop's sicles." \wroird-facte
Sean Penn looks like all 3 stooges put together
IN
Sean Penn looks like all 3 stooges put together IN
JUST LEAVE ME HERE
-PLLBE FINE
JUST LEAVE ME HERE -PLLBE FINE
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN
NEITHER ONE WORKS
calvinbham calvinbham
12d
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN NEITHER ONE WORKS