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When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
"Don't get in his way while he's watching Toy Story
YOURE
SO?
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH.
.ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
YOURE SO? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH. .ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
Cat daddy issues
When you are added to a private FB group of really fucked up memes and you go swear an oath not to be a fucking snitch
When you are added to a private FB group of really fucked up memes and you go swear an oath not to be a fucking snitch
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK
AN YAW STILY SET ING
coldMustangHumor coldMustangHumor
17 may
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK AN YAW STILY SET ING
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
11 mar
When you're the odd one
WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE TOO OLD, BUT THEY STILL WANT AN EASTER BASKET
WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE TOO OLD, BUT THEY STILL WANT AN EASTER BASKET
When They Find out its
1400 a Kid
on
These Ain't The Same
Kids You Claimed Last Yea
Rodney DaBoss
~let
rodney219 rodney219
11 mar
When They Find out its 1400 a Kid on These Ain't The Same Kids You Claimed Last Yea Rodney DaBoss ~let
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between
"pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass."
natl
Assy
ironAbunch666 ironAbunch666
19 mar
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between "pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass." natl Assy
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY
IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
Was that gal flirting with
me?
She was
trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
Was that gal flirting with me? She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
Listen, will you turn this dang thing of f?
said was sorry,
The_Mad_Edder The_Mad_Edder
20 mar
Listen, will you turn this dang thing of f? said was sorry,
60's women
60's women
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
DON'T SEE NOTHIN WROOOONG
LITTLE BUMP NGRIIIND!
craigwaldera craigwaldera
17 mar
DON'T SEE NOTHIN WROOOONG LITTLE BUMP NGRIIIND!
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
mack10 mack10
28d
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
Be good to people.
You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
Be good to people. You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business.
Mindful Soul
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business. Mindful Soul
memezarwtf memezarwtf
18 mar
We honestly do not deserve dogs @ saw this trend where you get in your dogs personal space to see what they do
The first thing a man looks
at in a woman is her heart.
The fact that her tits are
in the way is NOT OUR FAULT
pcock
4d
The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her tits are in the way is NOT OUR FAULT