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When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
That one friend who can find out
anything about anyone in less than an hour
That one friend who can find out anything about anyone in less than an hour
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE
UNLESS IT'S BOOBS,
BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
YOSHI8174CSR2 YOSHI8174CSR2
20 feb
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE UNLESS IT'S BOOBS, BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
logicalHumor logicalHumor
20 mar
think your parrot is broken
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
Patience with family is
Love.
Patience with others is
Respect.
Patience with self is
Confidence and patience with God is
Faith.
ky
DebraSpencer DebraSpencer
16 mar
Patience with family is Love. Patience with others is Respect. Patience with self is Confidence and patience with God is Faith. ky
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping.
When my wife is up first and
I'm still
"sleeping."
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping. When my wife is up first and I'm still "sleeping."
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
WinterSnow WinterSnow
7 mar
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
So that's what it's for
So that's what it's for
Trying to get Chase off of me
Woman has too much fun with VR waterslide -ar)
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because
'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
My friend only shaves if she knows she's 100% going to be having sex because 'there's no point peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it'
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
Mother of 6 finds note her husband wrote,
IhYey f
CO of INOW
before Alzheimer took his ahiltie ta
Mother of 6 finds note her husband wrote, IhYey f CO of INOW before Alzheimer took his ahiltie ta
ran.
So if you ever see, me ranning you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
ran. So if you ever see, me ranning you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
PhilBryant PhilBryant
10 may
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
Amazing designs
ne Voices
+ell me
whatever
e's
my wife's
ne Voices +ell me whatever e's my wife's
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK
BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
desiloo desiloo
6 mar
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
moistYutSarnt moistYutSarnt
10 mar
WHEN THE COMMAND HEARS YOU ARE GETTING OUT...