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WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
15 may
WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
When you're really pissed off trying to release the pressure without hurting anyone
Direct Action Bronson
@smarxist_
get in loser, it's nap time
Direct Action Bronson @smarxist_ get in loser, it's nap time
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: use your
Toothbrush.
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: use your Toothbrush.
ran.
So if you ever see, me ranning you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
ran. So if you ever see, me ranning you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
The distorian I
A 9,000 year old skeleton was recently found inside a cave in Cheddar, England, and was nicknamed "Cheddar Man".
His DNA was tested and it was discovered that a living relative was teaching history about a mile away, tracing back nearly
300 aenerations.
The distorian I A 9,000 year old skeleton was recently found inside a cave in Cheddar, England, and was nicknamed "Cheddar Man". His DNA was tested and it was discovered that a living relative was teaching history about a mile away, tracing back nearly 300 aenerations.
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
overratedClean overratedClean
19 mar
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............
you could be them
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............ you could be them
FISHING
INBANTRY
FOLL
VOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT!
FISHING INBANTRY FOLL VOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
claras claras
21 jun
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
will do anything
for
Stop smoking
Weed
AmyLynn AmyLynn
13 mar
will do anything for Stop smoking Weed
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
ANY DRUGS OR
ALCOHOL?
ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
JennyGoff
6 mar
ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
I think the cat seen a ghost
shellygene1973 shellygene1973
18 mar
I think the cat seen a ghost
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin
Someone's life
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin Someone's life
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
Tumbleweed33 Tumbleweed33
6 mar
Her. He's probably cheating on me right now Him:
You will inspire some and annoy others.
Do it anyway.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
You will inspire some and annoy others. Do it anyway.