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WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH
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WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH ar
Me trying to get into my car because some asshole parked too close to me
Me trying to get into my car because some asshole parked too close to me
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back.
UNKNOWN
JennyGoff
8 mar
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back. UNKNOWN
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
It's called Integrity...
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you. It's called Integrity...
just saw the signs of SPRING this morning.
Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop
just saw the signs of SPRING this morning. Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop
mum before using a bad word
Greeutenne comes To
Ar. THE, RIGHT TIME.
MENT ANS
N2UST Th +Rocess
Greeutenne comes To Ar. THE, RIGHT TIME. MENT ANS N2UST Th +Rocess
LOOK!
IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
LOOK! IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
Me: Baby I cooked
Bae: What's for dinner?
Me: That bitch you been texting
Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting
CAN YOU TELL THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SHOTGUNNING A BEER?
alb2655 alb2655
27 may
CAN YOU TELL THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SHOTGUNNING A BEER?
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
ice the fish
Anyone not
LonHylton LonHylton
20 may
ice the fish Anyone not
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
Fear does not stop death.
It stops life.
And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles.
It takes away today's peace.
gusto1011 gusto1011
23 mar
Fear does not stop death. It stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace.
Be with someone who would drive five hours just to see you for one.
Be with someone who would drive five hours just to see you for one.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
17 mar
These Balls are moving in straight line
This is Lake Superior. It has three quadrillion qu gallons of
COLD water. Water that is so cold, a dead body will never float to the surface, because the water is never warm enough to grow the bacteria needed to cause a dead body to float. Morbid, but true.
Lake Superior is the size of South Carolina, OK??
This is Lake Superior. It has three quadrillion qu gallons of COLD water. Water that is so cold, a dead body will never float to the surface, because the water is never warm enough to grow the bacteria needed to cause a dead body to float. Morbid, but true. Lake Superior is the size of South Carolina, OK??
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty.
iN
NS
jeep2013 jeep2013
13 mar
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty. iN NS
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
JodieTroupe JodieTroupe
18 mar
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
I ain't afraid of no toast
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
10 mar
I ain't afraid of no toast
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@