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WHOEVER CAMEUP WiTd
GARDENER:
WHOEVER CAMEUP WiTd GARDENER:
fISE AND SHINE MY FRAGILE AMERIGANS
INHAT SILLY NONSENSE ARE WE OFFENDED BY TODAY:
DDivya DDivya
7 mar
fISE AND SHINE MY FRAGILE AMERIGANS INHAT SILLY NONSENSE ARE WE OFFENDED BY TODAY:
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS.
MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT..
"THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES".
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS. MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT.. "THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES". THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
John Wayne
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man
Th
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man Th
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"
AliciaWilliams22 AliciaWilliams22
14 jun
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
tragic_groups tragic_groups
16 mar
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
7 yr old me
My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
7 yr old me My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY
IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
What is the difference between
like you,
love you.Buddha answered
"When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life .
WOLVERINE
18 mar
What is the difference between like you, love you.Buddha answered "When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..! One who understand this , understands life .
chained deg
LS
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
chained deg LS
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
Before you argue
with someone,
think to yourself is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives.
Because if not, there's absolutely no point.
-Amber Veal
HIGHER
Before you argue with someone, think to yourself is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives. Because if not, there's absolutely no point. -Amber Veal HIGHER
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
Dad saw a problem and found a solution... Help I cant make it on the bed