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Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below
you.
Wisdom
Qubtes
Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you. Wisdom Qubtes
Dad saw a problem and found a solution... Help I cant make it on the bed
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
ONE
Both of them
and Oprah too..
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
12 mar
ONE Both of them and Oprah too..
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband.
Would u want this in your kitchen??
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband. Would u want this in your kitchen??
True Love doesn't exi-
Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
True Love doesn't exi- Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
Ever realize that humans cut
down bird's houses to make birdhouses?
How high are you?
Ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses? How high are you?
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH,
LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then
Sweep up broken glass.
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then Sweep up broken glass.
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days
I'm: going to
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days I'm: going to
people who turned 18 on the day when drinking age was changed from 18 to 21:
people who turned 18 on the day when drinking age was changed from 18 to 21:
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin wy
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin wy
Hladies
Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you.
@gentlemenhood
@peutons plaice
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
20 mar
Hladies Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you. @gentlemenhood @peutons plaice
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny."
said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed."
She said
"See? You're hilarious!"
I asked my wife why she married me. She said Because you are funny." said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed." She said "See? You're hilarious!"
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
11-year-old Billie Gilbert From Hobart Rescued This Draughtboard Shark That Was Wedged Between Two Rocks on Low Tide.
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
-Anonymous
sadHumor1 sadHumor1
17 mar
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated." -Anonymous
My girl always says that I never take pictures of her, so today I did
My girl always says that I never take pictures of her, so today I did