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WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX?
BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL
MENS SHED
TMOB
22 mar
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX? BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL MENS SHED
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together
Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
"THOSE'SHORTS ARE TIGHT AND WAY TOO SHORT
SAID NO MAN EVER!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
"THOSE'SHORTS ARE TIGHT AND WAY TOO SHORT SAID NO MAN EVER!
This is Ralph, he comes to collect our cat for playtime every day and waits outside like this
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
This is Ralph, he comes to collect our cat for playtime every day and waits outside like this
A rich life has nothing to do with money
A rich life has nothing to do with money
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me?
Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
JennyGoff
12 mar
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me? Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room
Son: dad please it's not mine..
Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
6 mar
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room Son: dad please it's not mine.. Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
Flipped the microwave on its side.
It's loving it!
Flipped the microwave on its side. It's loving it!
Liou house
Level: hedeck
Liou house Level: hedeck
ran.
So if you ever see, me ranning you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
ran. So if you ever see, me ranning you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT
By Mesaway
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT By Mesaway
WE SPLIT WAYS HERE...
WE SPLIT WAYS HERE...
"Your opinion is your opinion.
your perception ur perception. Do not confuse them with 'facts' or truths.'
John Moore
"Your opinion is your opinion. your perception ur perception. Do not confuse them with 'facts' or truths.' John Moore
closing your eyes for a few seconds after turning your alarm off is a very dangerous game to play
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
closing your eyes for a few seconds after turning your alarm off is a very dangerous game to play
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE..
BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
SleepyGirl
15 mar
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE.. BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
That's is so me loll!!!
Come down my ass...
Did you see the size of that spider?!?
LJpisces LJpisces
18 mar
That's is so me loll!!! Come down my ass... Did you see the size of that spider?!?
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was
id
be
ats
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was id be ats
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT
YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
pauliep pauliep
28d
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...