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Why did you take our Super Max?!
Why did you celebrate knowing Max was injured?!!
SHamil
It was a racing incident. He pinched until the end of the straight away and I was trying to make the corner without breaking momentum.
damiltoa
I was celebrating THE WINI
Hamilior
Why did you take our Super Max?! Why did you celebrate knowing Max was injured?!! SHamil It was a racing incident. He pinched until the end of the straight away and I was trying to make the corner without breaking momentum. damiltoa I was celebrating THE WINI Hamilior
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT
JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
Louie888 Louie888
10 mar
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
YOUR STORMS ARE ONLY TEMPORARY, BUT THE SINGS OF GOD LAST
Rayge19 Rayge19
12 mar
YOUR STORMS ARE ONLY TEMPORARY, BUT THE SINGS OF GOD LAST
Have you had your
, Coffee yei?
My iood bowlis pPinniy !
Have you had your , Coffee yei? My iood bowlis pPinniy !
e wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us.
Just fucking
bigwoody bigwoody
11 mar
e wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking
If you're ugly, but have pretty eyes, this is your time to shine.
If you're ugly, but have pretty eyes, this is your time to shine.
staid_memezar staid_memezar
18 mar
The way he slapped her at the end sLeast Favorite Words
WONDER WHAT FABULOUS DISH I'LL BE A PART OF
WONDER WHAT FABULOUS DISH I'LL BE A PART OF
PHATE THE FACT THAT CRY WHEN I'M FRUSTRATED
PEOPLE THINK THEY HURT
MY FEELINGS, WHEN JUST FRVING NAT TK THER
PHATE THE FACT THAT CRY WHEN I'M FRUSTRATED PEOPLE THINK THEY HURT MY FEELINGS, WHEN JUST FRVING NAT TK THER
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS;
MAKE
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS; MAKE
My superpower is picking the
slowest moving line at the grocery store.
My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.
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Who built King
Arthur's Round
Table?
Sir Cumference
5,884 notes > gg
a-jedi-in-polis Follow Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference 5,884 notes > gg
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
MY COOCHIE THE LoTTO BECAUSE MEN
ARE LUCKY
OH, LTHOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SCRATCHING IT.
dgoody dgoody
10 apr
MY COOCHIE THE LoTTO BECAUSE MEN ARE LUCKY OH, LTHOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SCRATCHING IT.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother
apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion.
Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion. Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Tupperware after you
put spaghetti in it
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
The tiger the lion may be more powerful,
but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
The tiger the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
Today AM
miss your pussy.
It's
Read AM
Well what time does your pussy open?
Today AM miss your pussy. It's Read AM Well what time does your pussy open?
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
COME ON, ADMIT IT...
YOU'VE HAD TONGUE SEX WITH ATWINKIE LEAST ONCE
chrisfunsize chrisfunsize
12 mar
COME ON, ADMIT IT... YOU'VE HAD TONGUE SEX WITH ATWINKIE LEAST ONCE