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Why do alligators walk like they just got their nails done?
Why do alligators walk like they just got their nails done?
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT
goat
BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
rando6977 rando6977
27d
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT goat BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
te
When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
TODD SPENCE
(@Todd Spence
Actual photo of service dogs watching
Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their
behaving in a theater training.
My heart can't take it
-_Ar_.. L,
TODD SPENCE (@Todd Spence Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training. My heart can't take it -_Ar_.. L,
Bit
It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
Chrissy20us Chrissy20us
11 mar
Bit It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
are
enough for
are enough for
Street cats: house cats:
fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats
for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
Street cats: house cats: fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
Women are angels, When
someone breaks our wings, we continue simply to fly. AY continue to fly.
Usually on a broomstick.
We're flexible like that.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Women are angels, When someone breaks our wings, we continue simply to fly. AY continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. user card
wy Shorty
"Punch it bro, the lights gray."
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
wy Shorty "Punch it bro, the lights gray."
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying
HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
LET'S NOT FORGET OUR WOUNDED FEMALE VETERANS.
RESPECT.
LET'S NOT FORGET OUR WOUNDED FEMALE VETERANS. RESPECT.
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man
Th
My lil cuzzin bad as hell man Th
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong.
Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong. Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
Posted by Sane i.im... SO 10 A termite road (above) and an ants toad (below) both protected by a row of their soldiers in a confrontation without fighting
\ meg
@megsaicstiu
He was punk, she did ballet
\ meg @megsaicstiu He was punk, she did ballet
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
Different size, same attitude
Different size, same attitude
The awkward moment when you realize there is only one person in this photo.
moody_groups moody_groups
16 mar
The awkward moment when you realize there is only one person in this photo.