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WIFE: "DID YOU EAT ALL THE DONUTS?"
HUSBAND: "NO,"
WIFE: "WHY ARE YOU LYING?
CAN SEE THE POWDER ON YOUR PANTS,"
HUSBAND: "THAT'S COCAINE,"
WIFE: "DID YOU EAT ALL THE DONUTS?" HUSBAND: "NO," WIFE: "WHY ARE YOU LYING? CAN SEE THE POWDER ON YOUR PANTS," HUSBAND: "THAT'S COCAINE,"
What we do:
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished:
What we do: What we have to do, minutes after we're finished:
This 9-month-old pit bull namned Onyx saved his entire family from a devastating house fire back in 2013. While flames burned his skin, he ran room to room, warning his people of the danger. Onyx made a full recovery and is regarded as a hero in his Florida community.
Don't scroll past without saluting this deal
This 9-month-old pit bull namned Onyx saved his entire family from a devastating house fire back in 2013. While flames burned his skin, he ran room to room, warning his people of the danger. Onyx made a full recovery and is regarded as a hero in his Florida community. Don't scroll past without saluting this deal
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask,
I'm vaccinated.
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask, I'm vaccinated.
Life
yr
Life Is Like A Book. Some
Chapters Are Sad, Some
Are Happy And Some Are
Exciting. But If You Never
Turn The Page, You Will
Never Know What Next
Chapter Has In Store For
You.
Izuudon
Life yr Life Is Like A Book. Some Chapters Are Sad, Some Are Happy And Some Are Exciting. But If You Never Turn The Page, You Will Never Know What Next Chapter Has In Store For You. Izuudon
This is so wholesome ww told him I spilled something in my front
When you're driving behind a truck like this and you have a Final
Destination 2 flashback so you're driving like
When you're driving behind a truck like this and you have a Final Destination 2 flashback so you're driving like
Lil bro like
"gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
Lil bro like "gotta watch this fool.. he shorted me last time"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
11 mar
When you're the odd one
HE LIVED FOR
HE DIED FOR ME
HE ROSE FOR ME
HE INTERCEDES FOR ME
HE IS COMING BACK FOR ME
AngBishop AngBishop
14 jun
HE LIVED FOR HE DIED FOR ME HE ROSE FOR ME HE INTERCEDES FOR ME HE IS COMING BACK FOR ME
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER
OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO
ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
EVERY ONGE IN A WHILE. I GO OUTSIDE'AND RUN THE WACUUR) CLEANER OVER THE DRIVEWAY. JUST TO ENSURE THAT THE NEIGHBORS NEVER TALK TO ME.
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you
- Princess Diana
mandeeh mandeeh
16 jun
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you - Princess Diana
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN
THE IGHT AT THEEND
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN THE IGHT AT THEEND
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch
Tabby /iF
Take notes ladies...
MasterMikeyMike MasterMikeyMike
24 may
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch Tabby /iF Take notes ladies...
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
lewdGroups lewdGroups
19 may
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Michiganguy81
5 jun
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Salute to this Genius !
laurieteekah laurieteekah
26 feb
Salute to this Genius !
This is how my neighbours dog gets attention
This is how my neighbours dog gets attention