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will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT.
WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST...
SAME THING.
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT. WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST... SAME THING.
BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-waa-waaa.
This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting
LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.
If you like this, repost it.
If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
noonfunny1978 noonfunny1978
20 mar
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
HILL
IMMUNITY,
ATTENTION THIEVES PLEASE CARRY ID
SO WE CAN NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN
HILL IMMUNITY, ATTENTION THIEVES PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN
I told my teenage niece to go get me
newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modern problems require modern solutions
BENICE BENICE
1 may
I told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modern problems require modern solutions
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU HAVE A WHOLE BOX OF TREATS,
BUTT ONLY GET ONE??
tartGroups tartGroups
17 may
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE A WHOLE BOX OF TREATS, BUTT ONLY GET ONE??
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes
@_Hate_Holly
I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes @_Hate_Holly I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
Loki is like: "Did you just see that?"
America before the snowflakes.
America before the snowflakes.
PLATFORM& YAMAHA
There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur"
Dad: "it's impossible"
Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend"
Dad:
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur" Dad: "it's impossible" Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend" Dad:
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together
Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
Why Is It, When Something
Happens, It Is Always You Three?
Texas
Florida
cageyricanH666 cageyricanH666
12 mar
Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three? Texas Florida
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
When you're home alone and..
ab
*se
You hear something fall in the other room 23
pleasantFunny pleasantFunny
20 mar
When you're home alone and.. ab *se You hear something fall in the other room 23
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROS:
THE ROADS
BIDK'T FUCKING COOK IT!
BabyBlues BabyBlues
14 mar
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROS: THE ROADS BIDK'T FUCKING COOK IT!
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic
Skuntpunch Skuntpunch
10d
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties