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Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
The effort I put into not being a serial killer, really needs to be acknowledged
The effort I put into not being a serial killer, really needs to be acknowledged
@thealexhare
i wonder if gordon ramsey ever says fuck it and microwaves himself 12 rolls at Jam
@thealexhare i wonder if gordon ramsey ever says fuck it and microwaves himself 12 rolls at Jam
Egg Salad Sandwich
Yay Or Nay
Egg Salad Sandwich Yay Or Nay
DIETITIP: IF YOU
THIRSTY
DIETITIP: IF YOU THIRSTY
Mom: Just eat your food! It's not that hot
The The food:
diablo1 diablo1
11 mar
Mom: Just eat your food! It's not that hot The The food:
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE'
ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS)
BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
4 may
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE' ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS) BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
normalize making small furniture for
LN
your cat
normalize making small furniture for LN your cat
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
Kids will call your name 1000 times
just to turn around and do something like this
Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
Growing up is difficult
Growing up is difficult
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE,
GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY...
SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
okdog1
13 apr
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE, GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY... SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
Fellow
Ben
Every year.
EVERY YEAR.
Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
Fellow Ben Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
We were renovating our cabin when this happened.. You just broke into that poor squirrels life savings
Mareus Stanley
At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me.
He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Mareus Stanley At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me. He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
pods:
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid
this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
Rubber, You're Glue
Whatever You Say Bounces
Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch
Diameter Exit Wound In You
Rubber, You're Glue Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch Diameter Exit Wound In You
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
When you can't Afford a car with
Parking Sensors
luoteapicmemes
Mariwanna Mariwanna
21 mar
When you can't Afford a car with Parking Sensors luoteapicmemes