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Women: Beauty is on the inside.
Also women when they see an ugly
Women: Beauty is on the inside. Also women when they see an ugly
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Pictures short people will understand:
When you can't reach the top shelf
Pictures short people will understand: When you can't reach the top shelf
The giant dogs loveime!
The giant dogs loveime!
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
The cooks at McDonald's
assembling the burgers:
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The cooks at McDonald's assembling the burgers:
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
wateryPuns420 wateryPuns420
22 apr
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
eddekane eddekane
18 mar
when you're writing an angry email to someone and they walk in
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones.
AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones. AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
HO REMEMBERS I
"WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
HO REMEMBERS I "WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time.
your @cards
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time. your @cards
Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of
Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar
Machine for $29.30
palmbeachpost 19022 2/
PICKPOCKET -5
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost 19022 2/ PICKPOCKET -5
"Runneth up bitch"
want theen hende:
"Runneth up bitch" want theen hende:
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
IF WTF WAS BIRD
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized
he was NOT cut out to be an
emotional sunnort dog after all.
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized he was NOT cut out to be an emotional sunnort dog after all.
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
noonaryDaily noonaryDaily
20 mar
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
She got a nerve to tell me
"My eye's are up here."
70sguy 70sguy
6 apr
She got a nerve to tell me "My eye's are up here."
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS...
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
ff
Militarycreep Militarycreep
10 mar
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS... WHEREVER YOU ARE! ff