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Women: I don't get why men hate wearing condoms
My Dick:
Women: I don't get why men hate wearing condoms My Dick:
No matter how poor you
) think you are.
\ you have a
family, you have everything.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
No matter how poor you ) think you are. \ you have a family, you have everything.
I'm so single thai
I'm chasing myself around the house playing hard to get
I'm so single thai I'm chasing myself around the house playing hard to get
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
think I should start uploading my bills.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website think I should start uploading my bills.
We're not working out today, Mom
When I was 11, a house fire badly injured my mother. I dreamed that one day I would play a role in the reconstruction of burn pts. 16 yrs later, will be training as a plastic & recons.
surgeon in the hospitals that saved her life, at my #1 program
@HarvardPlastics #MatchDay2021
PM - Twitter for iPhone
When I was 11, a house fire badly injured my mother. I dreamed that one day I would play a role in the reconstruction of burn pts. 16 yrs later, will be training as a plastic & recons. surgeon in the hospitals that saved her life, at my #1 program @HarvardPlastics #MatchDay2021 PM - Twitter for iPhone
My girl always says that I never take pictures of her, so today I did
My girl always says that I never take pictures of her, so today I did
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
For all those men who
'Why buy the cow when
Can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays, 807 of womel
against marriage. Why?
Berauise women realize it's not I
Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
JennyGoff
6 mar
For all those men who 'Why buy the cow when Can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 807 of womel against marriage. Why? Berauise women realize it's not I Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
A puppy warming its little paws
A puppy warming its little paws
DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MEME IS
50 POPULAR
ITS NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY;
LilFroggy18 LilFroggy18
9 jun
DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MEME IS 50 POPULAR ITS NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY;
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
At what age do you finally just go ahead and get gas the night before because you realize you're never going to get ready early enough to have time to stop and get gas on the way? I'm hoping I'm close, cause this ain't the way to live.
At what age do you finally just go ahead and get gas the night before because you realize you're never going to get ready early enough to have time to stop and get gas on the way? I'm hoping I'm close, cause this ain't the way to live.
DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?
just_4jokes_memes just_4jokes_memes
15 mar
DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?
5 year old me trying to see if the fridge light remains on after I close the door.
5 year old me trying to see if the fridge light remains on after I close the door.
Name: Luis
Age: Ay
Advice tor younger gererations
"qrondna, fig
Name: Luis Age: Ay Advice tor younger gererations "qrondna, fig
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said"
-Sam Elliott
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said" -Sam Elliott