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would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, than a lying hypocrite...
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, than a lying hypocrite...
These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart
KrisyYeager KrisyYeager
5d
These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart
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Cuz you my only
[amemesforbubyy
You are worth every single sacond my
an Cuz you my only [amemesforbubyy You are worth every single sacond my
HOW DO PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS THEY CLOSE THEIR EYES? IT TAKES ME
3 HOURS, 6 PILLOW FLIPS, 10 DIFFERENT POSITIONS, 2 TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
HOW DO PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS THEY CLOSE THEIR EYES? IT TAKES ME 3 HOURS, 6 PILLOW FLIPS, 10 DIFFERENT POSITIONS, 2 TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
"Obviously, won't be able to tell you why it's handling so rough till I put it through some
Qiagnnctice And that ain't chean
"Obviously, won't be able to tell you why it's handling so rough till I put it through some Qiagnnctice And that ain't chean
When the only person that truly understands you is your cat.
When the only person that truly understands you is your cat.
A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.
) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can
someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it
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ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
6 mar
A Russian went for an eye check up. The Doctor showed the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin. ) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it Like Reply
Women: Beauty is on the inside.
Also women when they see an ugly
Women: Beauty is on the inside. Also women when they see an ugly
:00 AM
11,00 aM 6 STOR
TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
Marino Marino
7 mar
:00 AM 11,00 aM 6 STOR TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
Brazilian monk adopted a dog and made him one of their own
SueButton
8 mar
Brazilian monk adopted a dog and made him one of their own
Why Dad was never again allowed to be in charge of play time
LOL
none8
17 mar
Why Dad was never again allowed to be in charge of play time LOL
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals.
@SpiritualAsylum
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals. @SpiritualAsylum
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T
BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR
DATLIV
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR DATLIV
LIFE OVER CITY LIFE ANY DAY.
LIFE OVER CITY LIFE ANY DAY.
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between
"pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass."
natl
Assy
ironAbunch666 ironAbunch666
19 mar
have officially reached the age where am smack dab between "pretty much everything that happens annoys the crap out of me" and "I don't give a rat's ass." natl Assy
type of peace levels i need.
type of peace levels i need.
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair.
#donnathecrazycatlady
SueButton
9 mar
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair. #donnathecrazycatlady
women are incredible
women are incredible
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
akers
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR PORN TO THE NEXT LEVEL
JennyGoff
20 mar
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR PORN TO THE NEXT LEVEL