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WOULD YOU LIVE HERE IF IT WAS RENT FREE?
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
23 apr
WOULD YOU LIVE HERE IF IT WAS RENT FREE?
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name.
played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what
Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
dayssupreme dayssupreme
11 mar
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name. played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
She has no idea what just slapped her in the face
noob_girl2021 noob_girl2021
11 apr
She has no idea what just slapped her in the face
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
What is the difference between
"I like you" and "I love you"
Beautifully answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily."
One who understands this, understands life...
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
What is the difference between "I like you" and "I love you" Beautifully answered by Buddha: "When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily." One who understands this, understands life...
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM
WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD
GROCERVATROLDVEY.
TimAyers TimAyers
7d
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD GROCERVATROLDVEY.
My family needs prayers.
Just found out my grandpa is addicted to
Viagra..
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
preparedgoodti preparedgoodti
18 mar
My family needs prayers. Just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.. No one is taking it harder than grandma.
TURING...
YOU BECOME
LOT OF BULISHIT!
JoeyCongas JoeyCongas
14 mar
TURING... YOU BECOME LOT OF BULISHIT!
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
densojb3 densojb3
6d
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
Prince Harry left a whole country for his woman. ....and y'all can't even block a female.
Prince Harry left a whole country for his woman. ....and y'all can't even block a female.
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
Mamii
@EvalsRelatable
STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together.
AM 28 Dec 18 Twitter for Android
King MANIC
@ManicTheOnly
But they're my kids
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
Mamii @EvalsRelatable STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together. AM 28 Dec 18 Twitter for Android King MANIC @ManicTheOnly But they're my kids
002011
on her
A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents.
She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate
$1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
002011 on her A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents. She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate $1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
Where's your stupid little spray bottle now, Karen?!
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Where's your stupid little spray bottle now, Karen?! ww
I'm so single thai
I'm chasing myself around the house playing hard to get
I'm so single thai I'm chasing myself around the house playing hard to get
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT...
I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
biff biff
18 mar
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT... I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE A DICK PICK
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE A DICK PICK
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker
surprisedEver surprisedEver
17 may
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker