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Write a new chapter all
about You.
Don't be afraid to start over. This time you're not starting from scratch, you are
starting from experience.
Write a new chapter all about You. Don't be afraid to start over. This time you're not starting from scratch, you are starting from experience.
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Arlington cemetery is closed.
These men and women are still walking the 21 steps to guard the unknown soldier. I wanted to publicly say, Respect.
Arlington cemetery is closed. These men and women are still walking the 21 steps to guard the unknown soldier. I wanted to publicly say, Respect.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP...
NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP... NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
toxiclamarsdrip5 toxiclamarsdrip5
12 mar
She BBQ'd everyone si
For all those men who
'Why buy the cow when
Can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays, 807 of womel
against marriage. Why?
Berauise women realize it's not I
Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
JennyGoff
6 mar
For all those men who 'Why buy the cow when Can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 807 of womel against marriage. Why? Berauise women realize it's not I Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
THIS WOMAN IS'A BADASS...
AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
320solutions 320solutions
1 may
THIS WOMAN IS'A BADASS... AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE
FROM THIS PARK:
BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS
LIKE A LAT FUND
dregone dregone
19 mar
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE FROM THIS PARK: BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS LIKE A LAT FUND
Me: I need to find a girl thats different...
Her:
George6 George6
10 mar
Me: I need to find a girl thats different... Her:
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF
IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
MaddHatter MaddHatter
18 jun
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
'Yes
ere supposedito work.
'Yes ere supposedito work.
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
15 mar
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Umm I think I put on a couple pounds hard to
get last leg up
JeanetteSims JeanetteSims
8 mar
Umm I think I put on a couple pounds hard to get last leg up
Social distancing champion of the week goes to...
pureBoys777 pureBoys777
20 mar
Social distancing champion of the week goes to...
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
GROUND YOURSELF
The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are
transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
soullist soullist
17 mar
GROUND YOURSELF The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people.
-Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
silkyPoets silkyPoets
15 mar
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people. -Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales