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YEAH MOM THE PARTY'S GOING GREAT
THEY'RE CALLING ME CIIRMISSIVE Ni RRFENARIF
YEAH MOM THE PARTY'S GOING GREAT THEY'RE CALLING ME CIIRMISSIVE Ni RRFENARIF
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
you
us what?
can er for some Dismeyt+
EdwardSmith EdwardSmith
12 mar
you us what? can er for some Dismeyt+
TODAY'S GENERATION HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THIS NT:
corporate90spage corporate90spage
13 mar
TODAY'S GENERATION HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THIS NT:
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday. I just want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard.
I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday. I just want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard.
DEAR ALGEBRA,
PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.
DEAR ALGEBRA, PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS
I WENT
TO SLEEP
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS I WENT TO SLEEP
Every family has one weird relative.
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED
a,
THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
wackygroups90s wackygroups90s
5 jun
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED a, THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
ch TikTok Wait for it...
I want to hear how your voice
sounds while you scream my name
are you planning on fucking me or murdering me
Whatever makes me cum faster
Sent
I want to hear how your voice sounds while you scream my name are you planning on fucking me or murdering me Whatever makes me cum faster Sent
love Abilene Lowes, way to go!
This Is a retired vet who struggled to get a Job because he needs his service dog.
Lowes iired them BOTH
MariaElla MariaElla
27d
love Abilene Lowes, way to go! This Is a retired vet who struggled to get a Job because he needs his service dog. Lowes iired them BOTH
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE
TITS DON'T TALK
RudeAndDirtyJokes4 RudeAndDirtyJokes4
7 dec 2020
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE TITS DON'T TALK
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
I have gained their trust
(via theblessedone)
Happyfi5h Happyfi5h
10 mar
I have gained their trust (via theblessedone)
Put your hand in the box,
Paul
lettuceWellTh lettuceWellTh
20 mar
Put your hand in the box, Paul
Disappointment
(noun)
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
mean_plotbruv mean_plotbruv
18 mar
Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
That one friend that's too weird for you
too handle
That one friend that's too weird for you too handle