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Yeah, yeah. I know.
I WANTED Black.
Bul these were the only ones thai fit.
Yeah, yeah. I know. I WANTED Black. Bul these were the only ones thai fit.
Folgers got it wrong.
The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
UmiMaja UmiMaja
6 mar
Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
Hstrangeclouds #Idaho
suzyQdaniels suzyQdaniels
13 mar
Hstrangeclouds #Idaho
It's been a year since most of you became afraid of dying, but in reality you wasted a year being afraid of living.
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
15 mar
It's been a year since most of you became afraid of dying, but in reality you wasted a year being afraid of living.
verytime my dad goes anywhere,
Bagel sits in his recliner, sad af, waiting for him to come back. Why is he so dramatic?
verytime my dad goes anywhere, Bagel sits in his recliner, sad af, waiting for him to come back. Why is he so dramatic?
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
ScarletB ScarletB
24 jun
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal
Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390
away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative
10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention.
IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Rikkeej Rikkeej
16 mar
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention. IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Who's your new buddy? Is that a black lab? Wait
Ash Warner
Don't you love how every picture of pandas is chaos
Ash Warner Don't you love how every picture of pandas is chaos
This is so wholesome ww told him I spilled something in my front
ChefBoy RT
You had to be there. On a Friday night.
- I
ChefBoy RT You had to be there. On a Friday night. - I
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
ot d tom
@YuckyTom omfg my boss is obsessed with me
bossman
Today AM
Are you coming to work today?
umm was literally just there yesterday??
Read AM
ot d tom @YuckyTom omfg my boss is obsessed with me bossman Today AM Are you coming to work today? umm was literally just there yesterday?? Read AM
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for
5 seconds also.
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for 5 seconds also.
Me thinking about the last time I went out and had fun
SD
Me thinking about the last time I went out and had fun SD
"look who's coming"
Me:
"look who's coming" Me:
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
NEED COFFEE
NEED COFFEE
THISK THIGHS
MAKE THE BICK RISE!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
THISK THIGHS MAKE THE BICK RISE!
How she looks when she says
"She'll be ready in 5 minutes"
How she looks when she says "She'll be ready in 5 minutes"