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MY GUARDIAN ANGEL BE LIKE
2
WHAT DID THE MORON DO NOW!?
Yep lol MY GUARDIAN ANGEL BE LIKE 2 WHAT DID THE MORON DO NOW!?
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
HAT'S GONE IS GONE.
ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
mack10 mack10
27d
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. HAT'S GONE IS GONE. ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
Is there nicer feeling than being in room full of people and the dog chooses to come
sit next to you?
ME WITH 3 BAGS OF COCAINE STUCH UP MY ASS
al
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
Is there nicer feeling than being in room full of people and the dog chooses to come sit next to you? ME WITH 3 BAGS OF COCAINE STUCH UP MY ASS al
my bae look like Rihanna
You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
dregone dregone
13 mar
my bae look like Rihanna You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
New!
Wipe AND Wax
Toilet paper!
New! Wipe AND Wax Toilet paper!
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD)
TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD) TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T
KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
DEAR MOTHER - IN-LAW,
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS,
\'M LIVING WITH ONE OF YOURS AND HE IS NOT PERFECT
DEAR MOTHER - IN-LAW, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS, \'M LIVING WITH ONE OF YOURS AND HE IS NOT PERFECT
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years
as a sheep.
The Suecess Club
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years as a sheep. The Suecess Club
animalmemer animalmemer
17 mar
Coco learned her name today
Honestly what exactly are
Cats?
Meat_Head Meat_Head
3 may
Honestly what exactly are Cats?
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary.
However, looked it up on whiskey and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, looked it up on whiskey and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Tesla's don't come with that new car smell.
They come with
Elon Musk
Jester13 Jester13
10 mar
Tesla's don't come with that new car smell. They come with Elon Musk
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
Horoscope:
Something positive will happen to you this month!
Horoscope: Something positive will happen to you this month!
Women get shamed for sex.
For liking sex. For not liking sex.
For having too much or too little sex.
For having kids. For not having kids.
For aborting cells that might turn into kids.
For having kids too young.
For having kids too old.
None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US
neither are our preferences. BE
-UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal
Women get shamed for sex. For liking sex. For not liking sex. For having too much or too little sex. For having kids. For not having kids. For aborting cells that might turn into kids. For having kids too young. For having kids too old. None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US neither are our preferences. BE -UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal