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"Yes, with the amazing new 'knife,' you only have to wear the skin of those dead animals."
"Yes, with the amazing new 'knife,' you only have to wear the skin of those dead animals."
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
@UberFacts
Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls.
berfacts
@UberFacts Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls. berfacts
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had
2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
boorish_groups boorish_groups
16 mar
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
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We sent out checks to all the ugly people first, so if you have not recieved yours yet...
Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
URS Payment Status We sent out checks to all the ugly people first, so if you have not recieved yours yet... Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS
YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE!
THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE
HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
17 mar
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE! THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist.
What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type
4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect.
Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type 4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect. Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
ger you
When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego.
Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily
llatad
When someone tries to trig
missingwherev8 missingwherev8
25 mar
ger you When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego. Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily llatad When someone tries to trig
Some of the best advice
I've been given:
"Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Some of the best advice I've been given: "Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
When u need motivational support and
your puppy gotchu
When u need motivational support and your puppy gotchu
MAYBE IF WE TELL PEOPLE THE BRAIN IS AN APP, THEY'LL START USING IT.
MAYBE IF WE TELL PEOPLE THE BRAIN IS AN APP, THEY'LL START USING IT.
Literally no one: Anime villains that think they have Won:
Trying to get Chase off of me
Steve Harvey @
Cap @SteveHarvey
stop sending me this shit
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
24 mar
Steve Harvey @ Cap @SteveHarvey stop sending me this shit
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't?
Yeah, mine's broken.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
23 mar
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't? Yeah, mine's broken.