Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why
I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was " only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business,
I sent her an e-mail and told her that I had joined a parachute club, She replied, " Are you nuts? Y ou are
73 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute
Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again. I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week."
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.