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Yeu coulda't handle me even if
catie
wild instructions
Yeu coulda't handle me even if catie wild instructions
John L. Sullivan, the man from the
"Overly Manly Man" meme, once fought a bare-knuckle boxing match that lasted
75 rounds before he won.
John L. Sullivan, the man from the "Overly Manly Man" meme, once fought a bare-knuckle boxing match that lasted 75 rounds before he won.
Just tried making hand sanitizer
But it came out as
Jello Shots
Just tried making hand sanitizer But it came out as Jello Shots
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
pureritzpage2 pureritzpage2
18 mar
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Me and the boys after drinking five hour energy when our doctor said we have 4 hours to live.
We are intellectually superior in every way
Hm946 Hm946
10 mar
Me and the boys after drinking five hour energy when our doctor said we have 4 hours to live. We are intellectually superior in every way
Rubber, You're Glue
Whatever You Say Bounces
Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch
Diameter Exit Wound In You
Rubber, You're Glue Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch Diameter Exit Wound In You
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world
Wi
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world Wi
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some
Aflac
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some Aflac
WHEN GYM MEMBERSHIP.
PAY DEF.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 may
WHEN GYM MEMBERSHIP. PAY DEF.
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
15 jun
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE HEARING THE BEEPS OR JUST IMAGINING THEM:
LAW\
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE HEARING THE BEEPS OR JUST IMAGINING THEM: LAW\
WHEN THE CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU AND THE DOG IS TRYING TO WARN YOU...
Alband Alband
7 mar
WHEN THE CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU AND THE DOG IS TRYING TO WARN YOU...
"Don't throw hands if you're not gonna finish it, Janice"
Me thinking about the last time I went out and had fun
SD
Me thinking about the last time I went out and had fun SD
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
you push our dick deep enough ina irl you can hit her toxic button
worldwideChic worldwideChic
19 mar
you push our dick deep enough ina irl you can hit her toxic button
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
Josh Stockhill. a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life. starts his first day of school.
Josh Stockhill. a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life. starts his first day of school.
When everything is annoying u & u can feel your inner b-tch come out
When everything is annoying u & u can feel your inner b-tch come out