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Yoga classes going well
WinterSnow WinterSnow
3 may
Yoga classes going well
I think he wanted to play
never understood wedding gifts.
Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
never understood wedding gifts. Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day.
So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious!
Glad to know petty is genetic.
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day. So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious! Glad to know petty is genetic.
Be good to people.
You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
Be good to people. You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
The look I get when
Facebook says I violated their community standards
again do it again
Jdub72 Jdub72
21 mar
The look I get when Facebook says I violated their community standards again do it again
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI
WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
12 may
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
Wuen PETTING cATS...
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON
Wuen PETTING cATS... BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON
MAMA fighter Justin Wren left the octagon and for the past
5 years has been fighting slavery and oppression in Africa.
wren has helped dig wells for clean water, grow & harvest food, and buy back land that was taken from the Pygmy
people. He's also working to replant trees in the areas deforested by companies seeking to exploit minerals there.
He stopped fighting people to start fighting for the people.
A true hero, indeed.
MAMA fighter Justin Wren left the octagon and for the past 5 years has been fighting slavery and oppression in Africa. wren has helped dig wells for clean water, grow & harvest food, and buy back land that was taken from the Pygmy people. He's also working to replant trees in the areas deforested by companies seeking to exploit minerals there. He stopped fighting people to start fighting for the people. A true hero, indeed.
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
The older I get
the more I identify with these two
The older I get the more I identify with these two
Brave student refuses to give armed robbers her handbag - even with a gun to her head - because it contains her degree thesis
By Joe Sheppard For Mailoniine
14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
elerss
Does that count as thesis defense?
Brave student refuses to give armed robbers her handbag - even with a gun to her head - because it contains her degree thesis By Joe Sheppard For Mailoniine 14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017 elerss Does that count as thesis defense?
WHEN YOUR CAT IS BEING SASSY
AND THEN HE SEES:
THAT YOU HAVE FOOD
yearlyMama yearlyMama
20 mar
WHEN YOUR CAT IS BEING SASSY AND THEN HE SEES: THAT YOU HAVE FOOD
When you're professional but you can turn hood real quick
When you're professional but you can turn hood real quick
PRETTY SURE
WY,
THEY RE FULL!
Sharky Sharky
11 jun
PRETTY SURE WY, THEY RE FULL!
Professor X: what's your super power?
Me: hindsight
Professor X: that's not going to help us
Me: yes I see that now
Jafo Jafo
17 feb
Professor X: what's your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that's not going to help us Me: yes I see that now
When coworkers say "just be yourself"!
So Why? can get fired?
When coworkers say "just be yourself"! So Why? can get fired?
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the
Pacific Northwest
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the Pacific Northwest
was lonely until glued a coffee cup onto my car.
Now evervbodv waves at me!
was lonely until glued a coffee cup onto my car. Now evervbodv waves at me!