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You are being used, onlyevera\
means to an end. The coward Farquaad has
weighed the value of your life and found it worth nothing...
No.
What did he promise you; the deed to your swamp? As if it was his to give.
You are being used, onlyevera\ means to an end. The coward Farquaad has weighed the value of your life and found it worth nothing... No. What did he promise you; the deed to your swamp? As if it was his to give.
PRO TIP:
To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
PRO TIP: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
Sometimes I delete my own posts because
I'm not the same person
I was 4 ming ago
Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 4 ming ago
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I
grandmother has custod
crazychic crazychic
19 mar
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I grandmother has custod
Southern Slang
You good = Are you ok?
You good = You are ok.
You good = How have you been
You good = Did you get enough
You good = You're welcome
You good = Stop talking to me
You good = No need to say sorry
You good = You need some money?
ieces of Soul
Southern Slang You good = Are you ok? You good = You are ok. You good = How have you been You good = Did you get enough You good = You're welcome You good = Stop talking to me You good = No need to say sorry You good = You need some money? ieces of Soul
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and
wine in her cart.
I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 mar
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and wine in her cart. I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE
"PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
FrankJones FrankJones
6 jun
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE "PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
Youre squishing me hooman
ff all
- ~
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
17 mar
Youre squishing me hooman ff all - ~
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's
day or a father on father's day.
So shut the frrek up.
thoughts
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day. So shut the frrek up. thoughts
Best smiles
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
Best smiles
When you see master eating a burger, and he only toss u a piece of the tomato
SamHoward
24 may
When you see master eating a burger, and he only toss u a piece of the tomato
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS
if-
WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS if- WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
When you come home drunk and have to climb through the window
queasy_groups queasy_groups
31 may
When you come home drunk and have to climb through the window
Kristin
@FeralCrone
When I told my parents over
the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background my mom yelled "For the last time, its echinacea!"
PM 30 Dec 17
Kristin @FeralCrone When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background my mom yelled "For the last time, its echinacea!" PM 30 Dec 17
When you put the youth group in charge of the Sunday morning service
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
Sunshine68 Sunshine68
18 mar
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
SS
What the Tuck
WOLVERINE
7 jun
My reaction to pretty much everything these days SS What the Tuck
ask for it.
Ask for healing, clarity, peace, wisdom, and guidance. Ask for abundance, creativity, light and love. Don't be timid in your prayers or your request. Be bold. Be positive. Be grateful as everything you're asking for is already making its way to you.
-Unknown (via. @ Law.of Attraction 111)
ask for it. Ask for healing, clarity, peace, wisdom, and guidance. Ask for abundance, creativity, light and love. Don't be timid in your prayers or your request. Be bold. Be positive. Be grateful as everything you're asking for is already making its way to you. -Unknown (via. @ Law.of Attraction 111)
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
This is Ralph, he comes to collect our cat for playtime every day and waits outside like this
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
This is Ralph, he comes to collect our cat for playtime every day and waits outside like this