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You can be deeply spiritual and wildly sexual.
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
In fact one can support the other quite beautifully.
You can be deeply spiritual and wildly sexual. The two aren't mutually exclusive. In fact one can support the other quite beautifully.
When I'm the only one in the house who ever changes the empty toilet paper roll
When I'm the only one in the house who ever changes the empty toilet paper roll
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
IT GAME
SEE HOW MANY CHEEZ-ITS YOU CAN PLACE ON THE CAT BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
JenniferHill
8 mar
IT GAME SEE HOW MANY CHEEZ-ITS YOU CAN PLACE ON THE CAT BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
Dating Eexts: Baby, I dont' Feel: good.
Married texts: Ive
had diarrhea seven
Limes today,
Dating Eexts: Baby, I dont' Feel: good. Married texts: Ive had diarrhea seven Limes today,
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
normalize making small furniture for
LN
your cat
normalize making small furniture for LN your cat
Jacob Shaw
@jakesaysyousuck
Why does Kid Rock look like Dr.
Phil dressed up as Kid Rock
Jacob Shaw @jakesaysyousuck Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock
DEAR DIARY...
WHY WON" T ANYONE MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME?
TimAyers TimAyers
23 may
DEAR DIARY... WHY WON" T ANYONE MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME?
The perfect photobooth picture
Gargoyle Gargoyle
17 mar
The perfect photobooth picture
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
impure_stolt_512 impure_stolt_512
15 jun
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
never wanted to be the NEXT BRUCE LEE.
WW
I Just wanted to be the FIRST JACKIE CHAN.
never wanted to be the NEXT BRUCE LEE. WW I Just wanted to be the FIRST JACKIE CHAN.
THE EXPERT
IN ANYTHING
WAS ONCE BEGINNER
Gargoyle Gargoyle
11 mar
THE EXPERT IN ANYTHING WAS ONCE BEGINNER
emily
if you're not dating to marry, then
you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in
, Meredith Jacqueline
Ythemeredith
i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily
nikkilee nikkilee
11 mar
emily if you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in , Meredith Jacqueline Ythemeredith i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily
MY GOAL IS BE THAT OLD PERSON THAT
EVERYONE IS AFRAID TO TAKE OUT IN PLRLIC.
MY GOAL IS BE THAT OLD PERSON THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID TO TAKE OUT IN PLRLIC.
HAPPINESS IS
...when your kid comes up to you and hugs you just because.
HAPPINESS IS ...when your kid comes up to you and hugs you just because.
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean.
AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean. AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
wordydogss2 wordydogss2
10 mar
since my dog is too lazy to play fetch today we had to switch it up