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You know the week is over when your friend looks like this
You know the week is over when your friend looks like this
INTRODUCING THE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN 3000
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
12 feb
INTRODUCING THE GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN 3000
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up
because i realised happiness isn't
it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build
you build
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up because i realised happiness isn't it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build you build
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand:
"This is your last chance, get off the counter."
taniaye taniaye
25 mar
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand: "This is your last chance, get off the counter."
marinemammalress vs
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY
BEST
BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
GIRLS BE LIKE
WHO NEEDS A MAN
RobertLacy
15 mar
GIRLS BE LIKE WHO NEEDS A MAN
HE DIED OF YOU PUSHED OFF ROOF. )
HIM OFF A
Is
RobertLacy
15 mar
HE DIED OF YOU PUSHED OFF ROOF. ) HIM OFF A Is
an do you do
Wha? garbage
Sigh
eheer, me
Do you mean and occasionally Sa ime makes
an do you do Wha? garbage Sigh eheer, me Do you mean and occasionally Sa ime makes
Other girls: I don't like to eat in front of guys
Me:
Other girls: I don't like to eat in front of guys Me:
Dear Lord,
Thank tor this food we are: about-to eat...
Please don't let us get caught.
Amen:
CharElliott CharElliott
14 mar
Dear Lord, Thank tor this food we are: about-to eat... Please don't let us get caught. Amen:
What my bf imagines look like working from home
Reality:
What my bf imagines look like working from home Reality:
ia
NS
LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
DPD1990 DPD1990
17d
ia NS LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
tell them bitches you
got a girlfriend
did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.
Shayne Shayne
11 mar
tell them bitches you got a girlfriend did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.
Here's A Magical Gender Reveal That
Won't Make You Gag
"thy
@tanksgoodnews
Here's A Magical Gender Reveal That Won't Make You Gag "thy @tanksgoodnews
The dog is the mom now Lowed them
"There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts."
mintyDont mintyDont
16 mar
"There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts."
Best selfie ever
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Best selfie ever
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?
Apparently the paper was jamming
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer? Apparently the paper was jamming