I told my teenage niece to go get me
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modern problems require modern solutions
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer,
Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if
I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely