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You need 3 jabs to go on holiday
Yeah I know
You need 3 jabs to go on holiday Yeah I know
When I'm an old lady
I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor
all over the house in
case I fall down
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE FAR A MAN TU SMACK WOMAN
ON HER ASS
420BayRay
22 may
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE FAR A MAN TU SMACK WOMAN ON HER ASS
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then
Sweep up broken glass.
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
"In case ot nething todo, break qlass and then Sweep up broken glass.
I told my teenage niece to go get me
newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modern problems require modern solutions
BENICE BENICE
1 may
I told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modern problems require modern solutions
YOUR GIFT
is in the litter box
warmClub warmClub
20 mar
YOUR GIFT is in the litter box
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it.
Also Katie:
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it. Also Katie:
KEN
GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
pucknut9 pucknut9
22 mar
KEN GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
AT 110-YEARS-OLD. LOUISIANA NATIVE LAWRENCE BROOKS IS THE OLDEST LIVING VETERAN OF WWIl.
THANK YOU FOR
VOID CEBYIINE!
AT 110-YEARS-OLD. LOUISIANA NATIVE LAWRENCE BROOKS IS THE OLDEST LIVING VETERAN OF WWIl. THANK YOU FOR VOID CEBYIINE!
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer,
Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
In 1990, the legendary professional boxer, Muhammad Ali, went to Iraq and secured the release of 15 American hostages by negotiating with Saddam Hussein. He did so without caring for his own life or the warnings of the government.
Kids will call your name 1000 times
just to turn around and do something like this
Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
How I found my cat when I got home.
Turns out she got into her treats and was in a food coma
haradmanda
How I found my cat when I got home. Turns out she got into her treats and was in a food coma haradmanda
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if
I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
best_just_4jokes best_just_4jokes
10 mar
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK
AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
sussyboy sussyboy
23 jun
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children.
Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on
TV tomorrow.
Si
goodbye4
17 mar
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children. Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on TV tomorrow. Si
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
IF YOU SHOT A FIELD GOAL WITH ONE OF THESE
YOUR CHILDHOOD WAS AWESOME
IF YOU SHOT A FIELD GOAL WITH ONE OF THESE YOUR CHILDHOOD WAS AWESOME
THIS
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Thank 2020 for its consistency.
THIS WHAT DO YOU DO? Thank 2020 for its consistency.
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail.
Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
jerry1752 jerry1752
11 mar
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail. Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
you
us what?
can er for some Dismeyt+
EdwardSmith EdwardSmith
12 mar
you us what? can er for some Dismeyt+