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Fired!
You're Fired!
When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
John L. Sullivan, the man from the
"Overly Manly Man" meme, once fought a bare-knuckle boxing match that lasted
75 rounds before he won.
John L. Sullivan, the man from the "Overly Manly Man" meme, once fought a bare-knuckle boxing match that lasted 75 rounds before he won.
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me.
What did he say?
you are
EATLIVER.COR
I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. What did he say? you are EATLIVER.COR
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX?
BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL
MENS SHED
TMOB
22 mar
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX? BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL MENS SHED
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO
THE GROCERY STORE
THEY LIED,
EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO THE GROCERY STORE THEY LIED, EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog
Gglobalpositivenews
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog Gglobalpositivenews
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
TRESPASSING WERE
TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
TRESPASSING WERE TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
When you buy a nice present for a loved one
and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!"
You get what you fucking deserve
When you buy a nice present for a loved one and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!" You get what you fucking deserve
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling.
I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling. I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
Southern Slang
You good = Are you ok?
You good = You are ok.
You good = How have you been
You good = Did you get enough
You good = You're welcome
You good = Stop talking to me
You good = No need to say sorry
You good = You need some money?
ieces of Soul
Southern Slang You good = Are you ok? You good = You are ok. You good = How have you been You good = Did you get enough You good = You're welcome You good = Stop talking to me You good = No need to say sorry You good = You need some money? ieces of Soul
I feel that. Gonna try and do some self healing and spiritual
PM
work today
Update I'm high
PM
I feel that. Gonna try and do some self healing and spiritual PM work today Update I'm high PM
THE WIFE JUST.
CALLED ME SEX MACHINE
HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE
'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL.
BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
THE WIFE JUST. CALLED ME SEX MACHINE HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE 'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL. BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
Morning
Just thought
"you could use a
today! the perfect way to start
your day.
Morning Just thought "you could use a today! the perfect way to start your day.
Chelsea
@chelseaperetti
WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
Chelsea @chelseaperetti WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
How it started: How it's going:
accomplishedight accomplishedight
14 mar
How it started: How it's going:
IF HER LEGS AREN'T SHAKING WHEN YOU ARE DONE
YOU'RE NOT DONE
320solutions 320solutions
15 apr
IF HER LEGS AREN'T SHAKING WHEN YOU ARE DONE YOU'RE NOT DONE
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@