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Am joke to you, Karen?
Am joke to you, Karen?
WHEN THE CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU AND THE DOG IS TRYING TO WARN YOU...
Alband Alband
7 mar
WHEN THE CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU AND THE DOG IS TRYING TO WARN YOU...
BELIEVERS
It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
BELIEVERS It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
when you been acting crazy but he still calls you "baby"
when you been acting crazy but he still calls you "baby"
Good boy is waiting for chicken
Good boy is waiting for chicken
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please....
'At'
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please.... 'At'
Taking Kong to the he got into my edibles
Bo
Taking Kong to the he got into my edibles Bo
your honor, clearly my
client is not a
flight risk
BadHaase BadHaase
26 feb
your honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk
Epic
Me: Goodnight kids
Kids: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty
Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
6 mar
Epic Me: Goodnight kids Kids: Goodnight Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
Walmart:
The oniy place an earth haircut, yu can get akaircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires For your car, witness a real life; What Not to
Wear episode.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Walmart: The oniy place an earth haircut, yu can get akaircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires For your car, witness a real life; What Not to Wear episode.
How you get punched so hard in game that you get knocked out irl @MustyburgerV3)
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days
I'm: going to
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days I'm: going to
Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere.... You only have to look to see it
-Bob Ross
jolee
8 mar
Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere.... You only have to look to see it -Bob Ross
Watching the neighbors put up
Christmas lights
while I've still got pumpkins
ratdtinn an mus framt narek
Watching the neighbors put up Christmas lights while I've still got pumpkins ratdtinn an mus framt narek
should try acupuncture for stress
ME:
should try acupuncture for stress ME:
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones.
AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones. AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well?
I So why do you keep cooking?
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? I So why do you keep cooking?
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people
from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.
Thankful for our freedom!
Happy of July!
Thankful for our freedom! Happy of July!
Why you so quiet? What's on your mind?
Leo*
I don't like none \ of y'all
Why you so quiet? What's on your mind? Leo* I don't like none \ of y'all
Julia Carrie Wong
the most important thing I've learned
as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
Julia Carrie Wong the most important thing I've learned as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day