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How much actually love you.
you thints How much actually love you.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
Turbo spray paint This paint is meant for when you rob a bank in a white car, go 2 blocks and make it a black car then hit the interstate with it a blue car
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
WHEN THE "FUN SIZE" CANDY BARS AREN'T FEELING SO FUN ANYMORE
MY WiFES FEMALE INTUITION IS SO.
HIGHLY DEVELOPED' SHE
\ "BEFORE I'VE EVEN OPENED
MY MOUTH
MY WiFES FEMALE INTUITION IS SO. HIGHLY DEVELOPED' SHE \ "BEFORE I'VE EVEN OPENED MY MOUTH
What people thin mean when I say I'm pro-gun:
What actually mean:
What people thin mean when I say I'm pro-gun: What actually mean:
Sarah (dog) stole a bite of Stella's food and Stella came running to me in the kitchen to literally bitch about it.
Sarah (dog) stole a bite of Stella's food and Stella came running to me in the kitchen to literally bitch about it.
THE AWARO
GET
EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
THE AWARO GET EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
I spotted the council inspecting pot holes
the other day.
Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.
I spotted the council inspecting pot holes the other day. Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
MsDea MsDea
12 mar
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
to...
Save money
to... Save money
"I like your personality*
Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
"I like your personality* Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
You know what? Fuck you
Break action 12 ge votir
You know what? Fuck you Break action 12 ge votir
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for
5 seconds also.
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for 5 seconds also.
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?
goodsmush goodsmush
13 mar
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?
Walmart:
The oniy place an earth haircut, yu can get akaircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires For your car, witness a real life; What Not to
Wear episode.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Walmart: The oniy place an earth haircut, yu can get akaircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires For your car, witness a real life; What Not to Wear episode.
When no one is looking
SO you have time to set your dick just right
When no one is looking SO you have time to set your dick just right
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy