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your aries friend
can will never your talk behine pro your back
considers you part ot
the tamiby
you better hen aiyore
do silly
matters a
lotto them one
your aries friend can will never your talk behine pro your back considers you part ot the tamiby you better hen aiyore do silly matters a lotto them one
Meanwhile, in Utah
Meanwhile, in Utah
fully intend to haunt people when die.
have a list.
fully intend to haunt people when die. have a list.
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
overratedClean overratedClean
19 mar
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
Milk truck crashed, looters showed*up moments after
Louie888 Louie888
8 mar
Milk truck crashed, looters showed*up moments after
THINGS JUS
THINGS JUS
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world
jose
They obviously haven't seen my patience
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world jose They obviously haven't seen my patience
Scars remind us that the past is real
Scars remind us that the past is real
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO
"WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO "WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me.
What did he say?
you are
EATLIVER.COR
I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. What did he say? you are EATLIVER.COR
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Happy St.
Patrick's
Day!!!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!
My secret is simple.
I pray.
My secret is simple. I pray.
MY WiFES FEMALE INTUITION IS SO.
HIGHLY DEVELOPED' SHE
\ "BEFORE I'VE EVEN OPENED
MY MOUTH
MY WiFES FEMALE INTUITION IS SO. HIGHLY DEVELOPED' SHE \ "BEFORE I'VE EVEN OPENED MY MOUTH
I thought this b*tch caught me stealing
TeeRob TeeRob
5 mar
I thought this b*tch caught me stealing
Me at Sam getting my snack while my dad's getting his breakfast
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!
Siego129
16 apr
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!
When you're professional but you can turn hood real quick
When you're professional but you can turn hood real quick
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live.
Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live. Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].