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Your. dreama and vidiond are mnuautt to be Choriohed.
They Megpangers
From Souk.
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Your. dreama and vidiond are mnuautt to be Choriohed. They Megpangers From Souk. of
Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
wititudesbirb wititudesbirb
13 mar
Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
TASTES LIKE ASS
Rikkeej Rikkeej
7 mar
TASTES LIKE ASS
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
EVERY SINGLE DAY
THE CET TIPINER
EVERY SINGLE DAY THE CET TIPINER
Hladies
Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you.
@gentlemenhood
@peutons plaice
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
20 mar
Hladies Don't just treat any man like king. Treating joker like a king will make a joke out of you. @gentlemenhood @peutons plaice
A Jessie
@mommajessiec
[COMMERCIAL ON TV]
Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy!
Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
A Jessie @mommajessiec [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
Did you know, sandwiches fit in weed bags
Did you know, sandwiches fit in weed bags
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG
Let's get the hell outta here
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG Let's get the hell outta here
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
I really don't know how to feel about the way this dog is walking...
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
BELIEVERS
It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
BELIEVERS It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS"
OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS" OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS
FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
The giant dogs loveime!
The giant dogs loveime!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
11d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
"When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them tor who
"When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them tor who
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
te
When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
MIN YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE 00.
MelissaHowell MelissaHowell
12 mar
MIN YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE 00.