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You have a daughter and yet you obviously masturbate.
You have a daughter and yet you obviously masturbate.
WeLL. THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY MARRICD.
WeLL. THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY MARRICD.
There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified.
"Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me)
They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can.
Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages.
She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small
Savannah now.
This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh can only call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been
20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pews.
WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling
The priest can no longer contain his glee
The entire church is dying with laughter
There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified. "Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me) They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can. Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages. She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small Savannah now. This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh can only call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been 20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pews. WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling The priest can no longer contain his glee The entire church is dying with laughter
Sorry for all the sex posts. don't know what's gotten into me lately...
Not a dick,
obviously
Sorry for all the sex posts. don't know what's gotten into me lately... Not a dick, obviously
umm excuse me but when you use of the word "monkey" I obviously and immediately think of black people, please be more careful using such racially charged terms ok buddy?
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umm excuse me but when you use of the word "monkey" I obviously and immediately think of black people, please be more careful using such racially charged terms ok buddy?
All grandchildren are brilliant and beautiful and obviously take after their aa grandmother.
All grandchildren are brilliant and beautiful and obviously take after their aa grandmother.
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Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return.
Here's her collection.
calamity-ashley:
ryan404000:
stormraven24:
baelgrave: tetraghost:
i wish birds brought ME presents
No, but think about this.
The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot "pretty thing* or / unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the "first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.
They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude."
When we had an apple tree in our yard, we noticed some apples go missing. We also noticed corn cobs nearby. We thought a neighbor had been trying to throw them to our horses
(farmers were growing corn a couple houses over) and missed the field.
Fact: crows were leaving them behind in exchange for taking apples.
CROWS HAVE A SENSE OF ECONOMY AND THE BARTER SYSTEM.
% The BitterSweet Life Follow Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return. Here's her collection. calamity-ashley: ryan404000: stormraven24: baelgrave: tetraghost: i wish birds brought ME presents No, but think about this. The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot "pretty thing* or / unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the "first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them. They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude." When we had an apple tree in our yard, we noticed some apples go missing. We also noticed corn cobs nearby. We thought a neighbor had been trying to throw them to our horses (farmers were growing corn a couple houses over) and missed the field. Fact: crows were leaving them behind in exchange for taking apples. CROWS HAVE A SENSE OF ECONOMY AND THE BARTER SYSTEM.