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LonHylton
LonHylton
from montana
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Whoever discovered milk was doing some weird shit to the cow
uldmfrod
LonHylton LonHylton
8 jun
Whoever discovered milk was doing some weird shit to the cow uldmfrod
WENT SWIMMING TODAY AND I TOOK A PEE IN THE DEEP END.
FUNNY THOUGHTS
LIFEGUARD NOTICED THAT AND HE BLEW HIS FREAKING WHISTLE SO I ALMOST
LonHylton LonHylton
8 jun
WENT SWIMMING TODAY AND I TOOK A PEE IN THE DEEP END. FUNNY THOUGHTS LIFEGUARD NOTICED THAT AND HE BLEW HIS FREAKING WHISTLE SO I ALMOST
Before you commit to dating someone, make sure they don't have prior commitments that will interfere with your fun.
Like a jogging routine, a strange way of eating, or somebody else they're already fucking.
- The Captain
Fuckology
Before you commit to dating someone, make sure they don't have prior commitments that will interfere with your fun. Like a jogging routine, a strange way of eating, or somebody else they're already fucking. - The Captain Fuckology
told my wife how thankful I was to have
someone I enjoyed being quarantined with.
She said 'must be nice
told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said 'must be nice
If you gotta check your surroundings before you open your photo gallery in
You're public
You're my kinda people
LonHylton LonHylton
3d
If you gotta check your surroundings before you open your photo gallery in You're public You're my kinda people
HE IS, WILLING TO GIVE:
YOU THE MOON AND STARS
YOU SHOULD TO SACRIFICE URANUS
HE IS, WILLING TO GIVE: YOU THE MOON AND STARS YOU SHOULD TO SACRIFICE URANUS
My'luck is so had
-Mmyemory foam has
'developed Alzheimer's
My'luck is so had -Mmyemory foam has 'developed Alzheimer's
(RONY GETTING PREGNANT
A PULL GUT
(RONY GETTING PREGNANT A PULL GUT
whenever tell someone
where I live and they say,
"omg that's so far"
I'm like calm down
I'm not inviting you over.
whenever tell someone where I live and they say, "omg that's so far" I'm like calm down I'm not inviting you over.
I watch people and wonder how some of them found their
Way out 2 of the birth canal!
I watch people and wonder how some of them found their Way out 2 of the birth canal!