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PintoWorld
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When I die, I hope it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason
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PintoWorld PintoWorld
15 mar
When I die, I hope it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason eN
I ASKED THIS LADY IF I COULD TOUCH HER HAIR... SHE SAID YES. SO,
I RAN MY FINGER ACROSS HER TOP LIP.
THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT GOT STARTED.
PintoWorld PintoWorld
10 mar
I ASKED THIS LADY IF I COULD TOUCH HER HAIR... SHE SAID YES. SO, I RAN MY FINGER ACROSS HER TOP LIP. THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT GOT STARTED.
Her : He's probably thinking about other girls...
Him to : How do wiping blind people know when to stop wiping their ass'?
PintoWorld PintoWorld
10 mar
Her : He's probably thinking about other girls... Him to : How do wiping blind people know when to stop wiping their ass'?
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
PintoWorld PintoWorld
10 mar
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
PAYDAY CANDY BAR IS CHANGING IT'S NAME BECAUSE IT'S OFFENSIVE TO THOSE WHO
DON'T WORK,
PAYDAY CANDY BAR IS CHANGING IT'S NAME BECAUSE IT'S OFFENSIVE TO THOSE WHO DON'T WORK,
THAT OLD MAN THAT SHUFFLES ROUND TOW, WITH VIETHAM VET, HBTSON,
WAS AT ORE TIME MORE BADDASS THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
PintoWorld PintoWorld
3 mar
THAT OLD MAN THAT SHUFFLES ROUND TOW, WITH VIETHAM VET, HBTSON, WAS AT ORE TIME MORE BADDASS THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
My mind still thinks I'm
25.
My body thinks my mind is an idiot.
My mind still thinks I'm 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot.
THERE WILL REVERE AGOOD COUNTRY SONG ABOUT WHITE CLAW.
THERE WILL REVERE AGOOD COUNTRY SONG ABOUT WHITE CLAW.
Mars is the only kriown planet
Innabited solely by robots
Mars is the only kriown planet Innabited solely by robots
Other people: do NOT let my animals on the furniture"
My dog:
PintoWorld PintoWorld
3 mar
Other people: do NOT let my animals on the furniture" My dog: