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ShaneDickey
I can be funny i have a good sense of humor. I can also be a real smart ass. But its all in good fun love all my followers and likes.
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I've always wondered why liberals were referred to as the Left & conservatives as the
Right
Then I found this Bible verse...
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left"
-Ecclesiastes
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
13 may
I've always wondered why liberals were referred to as the Left & conservatives as the Right Then I found this Bible verse... "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left" -Ecclesiastes
Wife: Can you give the kids a talk on drugs?
Me: OK but I talk alot of shit when I am high.
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
13 may
Wife: Can you give the kids a talk on drugs? Me: OK but I talk alot of shit when I am high.
QN SFRESS
BY SWITCHING TO NOT GIVING FUCK
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
11 may
QN SFRESS BY SWITCHING TO NOT GIVING FUCK
Love comes naturally. Hate is taught.
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
13d
Love comes naturally. Hate is taught.
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby, and he was born without ears.
Johnny and his mom went to visit the baby.
Johnny was warned not to mention his ears or he'd be spanked.
Johnny looked into the crib, and said, "What a pretty baby, he has nice hands, feet and skin. How's his eyesight?"
The baby's mother said, Just fine,"
Johnny replied, "That's good, because he'd be fucked if he needed glasses, "
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
13d
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby, and he was born without ears. Johnny and his mom went to visit the baby. Johnny was warned not to mention his ears or he'd be spanked. Johnny looked into the crib, and said, "What a pretty baby, he has nice hands, feet and skin. How's his eyesight?" The baby's mother said, Just fine," Johnny replied, "That's good, because he'd be fucked if he needed glasses, "
NO ONE NEEDS TO BE LESS WHITE Glach or brown
=I PLEASE JUST FOCUS ON BEING
LESS DUMB
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
13d
NO ONE NEEDS TO BE LESS WHITE Glach or brown =I PLEASE JUST FOCUS ON BEING LESS DUMB
SORRY IF.) OFFENDED YOU BUT:
MAYBE YOU NEEDED) GE OFFENDED
HERE'S MY APOLOGY AND ONE MORE THING... FUCK YOU!
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
13d
SORRY IF.) OFFENDED YOU BUT: MAYBE YOU NEEDED) GE OFFENDED HERE'S MY APOLOGY AND ONE MORE THING... FUCK YOU!
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
13d
No matter how bad your life is, just remember...
There are people out there worried about the gender of a plastic potato
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
15d
No matter how bad your life is, just remember... There are people out there worried about the gender of a plastic potato
If you are happy that GOD woke you up this morning, tell God
Thank you.
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
15d
If you are happy that GOD woke you up this morning, tell God Thank you.