Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby, and he was born without ears.
Johnny and his mom went to visit the baby.
Johnny was warned not to mention his ears or he'd be spanked.
Johnny looked into the crib, and said, "What a pretty baby, he has nice hands, feet and skin. How's his eyesight?"
The baby's mother said, Just fine,"
Johnny replied, "That's good, because he'd be fucked if he needed glasses, "