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WILL FIND YOU AND..
AND WHAT.
MY APOLOGIES, I HAVE DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER
WILL FIND YOU AND.. AND WHAT. MY APOLOGIES, I HAVE DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER
Nat Guest
@unfortunatalie
Possibly the most baffling people: the ones who are still wearing masks now that we don't legally have to, but still
wearing them underneath their noses.
PM - - Twitter for Android
Nat Guest @unfortunatalie Possibly the most baffling people: the ones who are still wearing masks now that we don't legally have to, but still wearing them underneath their noses. PM - - Twitter for Android
Your mom at Show & Tell explaining how I rearranged her guts last night
Your mom at Show & Tell explaining how I rearranged her guts last night
baby
@sidebae
TWITTER NEEDS AN UPDATE WHERE LI CAN PLAY MUSIC ON UR PAGE SO WHEN SOMEBODY COME ON UR PAGE THEY GON BE HEARING YA FAV SONG.
VINCENT
@vinnycrack
we have finally reached the generation that doesn't know what MySpace is
baby @sidebae TWITTER NEEDS AN UPDATE WHERE LI CAN PLAY MUSIC ON UR PAGE SO WHEN SOMEBODY COME ON UR PAGE THEY GON BE HEARING YA FAV SONG. VINCENT @vinnycrack we have finally reached the generation that doesn't know what MySpace is
Nndrew Aguyen
ir
@Anguyenballer
My friend needed sweatpants in order to go in her lab and take a quiz
so I'm just chilling in the restroom for 50 mins with booty shorts on
Nndrew Aguyen ir @Anguyenballer My friend needed sweatpants in order to go in her lab and take a quiz so I'm just chilling in the restroom for 50 mins with booty shorts on
Big Cat
Congrats to Jeff Bezos on his successful rocket launch. And also for totally not overcompensating for something
Big Cat Congrats to Jeff Bezos on his successful rocket launch. And also for totally not overcompensating for something
A sick sense of humor is the most attractive quality a person can have.
If you're not hilariously dark & twisted there's no way I can tell you've survived emotional trauma or thrive with crippling anxiety and shows me you will be absolutely useless in all future shitty situations
A sick sense of humor is the most attractive quality a person can have. If you're not hilariously dark & twisted there's no way I can tell you've survived emotional trauma or thrive with crippling anxiety and shows me you will be absolutely useless in all future shitty situations
Trying to find the right spot to sit around a campfire be like
Trying to find the right spot to sit around a campfire be like
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez spotted strolling in the
Hamptons
By Kathianne Bonietio
July 4, 20211
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez spotted strolling in the Hamptons By Kathianne Bonietio July 4, 20211
Troy Johnson
@_troyjohnson
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's
32. A miracle."
Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."