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IF I SAID SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU,
PLEASE TELL ME.
MAY WANT TO USE IT AGAIN.
IF I SAID SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU, PLEASE TELL ME. MAY WANT TO USE IT AGAIN.
Dank
I'm gonna tell my kids this was LeBron James
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Dank I'm gonna tell my kids this was LeBron James
2020: All schools will be closed Monday because of high winds.
1979: There are 7 tornadoes, go in the hallway and put a book on your head. We will be having pizza for lunch today.
2020: All schools will be closed Monday because of high winds. 1979: There are 7 tornadoes, go in the hallway and put a book on your head. We will be having pizza for lunch today.
URN BACK TIME
YOU HOUR THIS
URN BACK TIME YOU HOUR THIS
Halloween is today that's crazy I can't believe Christmas starts tomorrow.
Halloween is today that's crazy I can't believe Christmas starts tomorrow.
URN BACK TIME
YOU HOUR THIS
URN BACK TIME YOU HOUR THIS
we are being hanest we've ll dated a man that
we would feed to a tiger.
SEXY STARK RAVING READS
we are being hanest we've ll dated a man that we would feed to a tiger. SEXY STARK RAVING READS
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
LOOKS GREAT...
UNTIL THE ROOMBA
ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
LOOKS GREAT... UNTIL THE ROOMBA ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
This person wins Halloween 2020
This person wins Halloween 2020