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dankestunknownIght
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Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
Pilot survives for 10 seconds without blacking out 11-30-2005 14.01 Epic Memer When you're trying to not laugh in class
wittyidiot
@stephenszczerba
Take your second dates grocery shopping at the busiest time of the day. You'll learn everything about them you didn't on the first date.
How they handle a stressful task, are they a team player and most importantly how they react to and treat strangers in high pressure situations
wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Take your second dates grocery shopping at the busiest time of the day. You'll learn everything about them you didn't on the first date. How they handle a stressful task, are they a team player and most importantly how they react to and treat strangers in high pressure situations
You and he were, buddies....wern't you I've never realised how much Matt Berry sounds like a text-to-speech voice until I heard him say Solo
Slick bribe skills When both characters have max charisma.
Kid Hits Vending Machine with a "flying jump tackle" @posterS262 sure is good nobody put this on the internet or anything
clay
@bitchrespecter
trying to flirt with a waitress and accidentally writing my phone number in the tip section of the receipt and charging 7 billion dollars to my debit card
clay @bitchrespecter trying to flirt with a waitress and accidentally writing my phone number in the tip section of the receipt and charging 7 billion dollars to my debit card