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When you get called a snack by another
snack
'Shawty we could have a picnic
When you get called a snack by another snack 'Shawty we could have a picnic
"What's your dream job?" Me:
When someone tries to take food off my plate
When someone tries to take food off my plate
Our parents didn't give a shit about us
Our parents didn't give a shit about us
The first thing a man looks
at in a woman is her heart.
The fact that her tits are
in the way is NOT OUR FAULT
The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her tits are in the way is NOT OUR FAULT
how lesbians drive
how lesbians drive
If any of you non-rich people want to go into space for 10 minutes, I know a good brownie recipe.
If any of you non-rich people want to go into space for 10 minutes, I know a good brownie recipe.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.