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We are not old.
We are recycled teenavcers.
We are not old. We are recycled teenavcers.
Cop: "Do you know why pulled you over?"
Driver: "Yes, but unfortunately that's not a real donut, it's just a tire cover."
Cop: "Do you know why pulled you over?" Driver: "Yes, but unfortunately that's not a real donut, it's just a tire cover."
NEW CELL PHONE FOR PEOPLE OVER
~ FIFTY!
NEW CELL PHONE FOR PEOPLE OVER ~ FIFTY!
They're cute and look harmless but they are loud,
incredibly expensive to keep, and absolutely untrainable!
The other one is a kangaroo. I don't know anything about kangaroos...
They're cute and look harmless but they are loud, incredibly expensive to keep, and absolutely untrainable! The other one is a kangaroo. I don't know anything about kangaroos...
A woman wakes up after a vaginal tuck, to find three bunches of flowers on her window sill...
One from her surgeon, to say all went well.
One from her husband,
"get well soon, and he loved her.
And one from Tommy in the burns unit, to say,
"Thank you for the new ears"
A woman wakes up after a vaginal tuck, to find three bunches of flowers on her window sill... One from her surgeon, to say all went well. One from her husband, "get well soon, and he loved her. And one from Tommy in the burns unit, to say, "Thank you for the new ears"
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR
IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM