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What people think it's like to be tall:
As
What it really is like:
What people think it's like to be tall: As What it really is like:
AT MY FUNERAL I WANT SOMEBODY TO WALK IN LATE AND SCREAM, "I HAD TO HEAR ABOUT THIS FROM THE F*CKING WEED MAN." ea*
AT MY FUNERAL I WANT SOMEBODY TO WALK IN LATE AND SCREAM, "I HAD TO HEAR ABOUT THIS FROM THE F*CKING WEED MAN." ea*
This probably started with: "Hey Bubba, hold my
beer."
This probably started with: "Hey Bubba, hold my beer."
SMARTPHONE LEAVE IT ALONE.
IT DOES IT WITH MAGIC.
COOKER YOULL NEED A I MASTERS IN
ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING NR A MAMMER
DE TO.
PUTTING YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD
SUNDIAL MOVE ONE HOUSE TO THE RIGHT.
NOT WORTH IT.
WAIT SIX MONTHS,
SMARTPHONE LEAVE IT ALONE. IT DOES IT WITH MAGIC. COOKER YOULL NEED A I MASTERS IN ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING NR A MAMMER DE TO. PUTTING YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD SUNDIAL MOVE ONE HOUSE TO THE RIGHT. NOT WORTH IT. WAIT SIX MONTHS,
A COP PULLED ME OVER AND SAID,
"YOUR EYES ARE RED, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"
REPLIED, "YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED,
HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DONUTS?"
WE LAUGHED AND WE LAUGHED.
I NEED BAIL MONEY.
A COP PULLED ME OVER AND SAID, "YOUR EYES ARE RED, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?" REPLIED, "YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DONUTS?" WE LAUGHED AND WE LAUGHED. I NEED BAIL MONEY.
When you sit down in the salon chair in your plastic cape after a shampoo & wonder if
you've always been this ugly.
When you sit down in the salon chair in your plastic cape after a shampoo & wonder if you've always been this ugly.
A CARTOON SKUNK TRYING TO KISS CARTOON CAT OFFENOS YOU?
YOU'RE A SPEGIAL KINDA STUPID, AREN'T YOU??
A CARTOON SKUNK TRYING TO KISS CARTOON CAT OFFENOS YOU? YOU'RE A SPEGIAL KINDA STUPID, AREN'T YOU??
Wish someone would look at me the way Leo looks at his cookie
Wish someone would look at me the way Leo looks at his cookie
What's everyone wearing to the 1-year anniversary of 14 days to flatten the curve?
Asking for a friend.
What's everyone wearing to the 1-year anniversary of 14 days to flatten the curve? Asking for a friend.