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Chimpanzees have been seen killing gorillas in unprovoked attacks for the first time
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Chimpanzees have been seen killing gorillas in unprovoked attacks for the first time trib. vf
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Tequila might not be the answer.
But it's worth a shot.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Tequila might not be the answer. But it's worth a shot.
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Interviewer: why should we hire you as a waiter?
Me: For starters, I bring a lot to the table.
Dad Jokes Interviewer: why should we hire you as a waiter? Me: For starters, I bring a lot to the table.
"Why do you never get sick"
Me as a kid:
"Why do you never get sick" Me as a kid:
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
Me and my best friend treating ourselves to an expensive dinner even tho we've done nothing to deserve it
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What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
Dad Jokes ie) @Dadsaysjokes What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
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What do you call sweaty boobs?
Humidititties.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call sweaty boobs? Humidititties.
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My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?"
I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."