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And then Satan said,
"put the alphabet in math"
And then Satan said, "put the alphabet in math"
FINISH THE SENTENCE:
woke up this morning with a terrible hangover, and to my horror, I discovered...."
FINISH THE SENTENCE: woke up this morning with a terrible hangover, and to my horror, I discovered...."
NEW RULE FOR SPORTS-WRITING:
THE PHRASE "PHYSICS DEFYING MAY ONLY BE USED WHEN APPLICABLE.
AND, IN A PHYSICS-DEFYING MOVE,
LEBRON JAMES JUMPSHOT
DETECTED A PHOTON'S MOMENTUM AND POSITION AT THE
SAME TIME.
NEW RULE FOR SPORTS-WRITING: THE PHRASE "PHYSICS DEFYING MAY ONLY BE USED WHEN APPLICABLE. AND, IN A PHYSICS-DEFYING MOVE, LEBRON JAMES JUMPSHOT DETECTED A PHOTON'S MOMENTUM AND POSITION AT THE SAME TIME.
So my calculus professor found this posted on the door to his office today by a student.
hate math tests because all through the chapter it's like really easy
en you think you've got it and the the test is like
IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL
So my calculus professor found this posted on the door to his office today by a student. hate math tests because all through the chapter it's like really easy en you think you've got it and the the test is like IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL
*Clears throat*
Do you mind if say a word?
Please do.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
*Clears throat* Do you mind if say a word? Please do. Thank you. That means a lot.
How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't?
Haha Comment
You, and 31 others
Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart.
How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Haha Comment You, and 31 others Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart.
Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrodinger's cat plans its revenge.
AS
Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrodinger's cat plans its revenge. AS
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THE MEANING OF
-PLETHORA-
IT MEANS A LOT
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THE MEANING OF -PLETHORA- IT MEANS A LOT
The single greatest
Wikipedia edit of all time:
Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottish Piper Kerr (right), a' member of the
National Antarctic Expedition, plays Scottish National Antarctic Expedition the bagpipes for an indifferent plays the bagpipes for an indifferent
penauin. March 196
nenniiin hAarch 100A
The single greatest Wikipedia edit of all time: Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottish Piper Kerr (right), a' member of the National Antarctic Expedition, plays Scottish National Antarctic Expedition the bagpipes for an indifferent plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penauin. March 196 nenniiin hAarch 100A